By Doug Olenick on Apr 2 2010 - 2:22pm

iPad Top Ten

Even David Letterman has gotten caught up in the iPad hype. Here is the Top Ten list from his show Thursday night.

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Waiting In Line For The iPad

10.”What the hell is it?”
9.”Will this make Steve Jobs notice me?”
8.”Really, what the hell is it?”
7.”Is it kosher for Passover?”
6.”Should I wear my Spock ears?”
5.”Wasn’t I saving this money for a hot tub time machine?”
4.”What? Ricky Martin’s gay?”
3.”Is it a bad sign no one can explain what the hell it is?”
2.”Will there be hot tattooed women in the line?” (Jesse James only)
1.”Can’t Apple invent something that will wait in line for me?”