Rooney: “Hey Kids, Get Off My Lawn!”

Tune to CBS.com to watch the hilarity of Grand Curmudgeon Andy Rooney ranting about smart cars and technology in general. Other than the glaring question as to why this man is still permitted a voice on any platform, it’s relieving to know that he’s probably closer to having his license revoked for poor eyesight than he is to buying a new car.

Rooney says that he often has the best times when he is lost, and it’s safe to assume this happens constantly. You’re right, Rooney — no one wants you using the Internet while you’re driving.

Hat Tip: Gizmodo